Venger Satanis

I got the idea from this odd blog post over here. What follows is a d100 random table you'll roll on 1d4 times (if you roll a 4, roll another d4... if that's also a 4, then... more
I crowd-sourced this one because I knew people would come up with awesomely wacky, funny, and sleazy-ass stuff... Strip Clubs, Porn Shops, BDSM Dungeons, Brothels, and Escort... more
Specifically, what are they doing when PCs barge in on them? The results could be interesting, amusing, and perhaps a scenario seed all on its own... WTF Are They Doing? 1... more
W'sup, girl? How you doin'? This is yet another installment of Totally Random Tables. When we get to 20, I'll probably compile them into a PDF. Sweet! Totally Random... more
It's been a long time since I've done one of these, so here's another one. Thanks for being patient! Totally Random Table #17 1. Multi-hued play-doh that's been mixed... more
Let’s say the PCs blasted a small squadron of Federation troopers and now they’re searching the bodies. What do they have on them? Roll on this random table once per body…... more
Full disclosure: the idea for this silly/gonzo random table was inspired by Jeff Rients' blog post. And the whimsical comment from Dave S (Certified). Not sure how often this... more
Sly Flourish said something on twitter about awarding advantage in D... more
It occurred to me this morning in the shower that certain magic items should have a little extra something extra. Full disclosure: I watched The Beastmaster again last night.... more
That's right, rolling for damage is totally optional! If that's an extra step you just don't want to screw around with, just roll your attack dice pool and the results will... more
This article was directly inspired by Jeff Rients' post here. Legend calls it Suffoglyd the Impatient, also referred to as the misanthropic blade. The magic bastard sword in... more
This article is auspicious since it's just about time I made efforts to solidify my own Devil's bargain for another 13 years. Every 13 years, a sorcerer must renew his pact... more