Entertaining Escapism

Hail and well met, jackasses! In case you've forgotten... you stand upon the bloody sand of Kodarr's fighting pits. Actually, I don't think that's blood. More likely barbecue... more
Every once in awhile, it's fine to inform players that "nothing happens" when they attempt "x". Because sometimes... nothing does happen. That's the cold, hard reality... more
Not only should GMs get paid to run games, players should consider buying life insurance for their characters. Otherwise... well, let the dice fall where they may. Kodarr hath... more
If you aren't at least a little bit excited about the new Star Wars movies, then do me a favor and SUCK A BAG OF BEHOLDER DICKS!!! Feel free to disagree, but have more than a... more
So, rumor is there's a new sheriff in town. A Dungeon Master's Guide by the name of Fifth Edition. Oh, you've heard of him? Can't say I'm surprised. Bow down before your... more
'Sup, homies? Edgar Phillips Reitman here. Time to write... time to send your imagination into a galactic hell-warp of dark matter in the awesome cluster. Let's do this!... more
Dungeonscape? Why would I want to escape from the dungeon? I'm Kodarr the barbarian, not "goblin crap" the anxiety-ridden gnome. Let me tell you something... if there's a... more
Hey, what's up? This is Edgar Phillips Reitman, and I'm here to do you a favor: prose-rock the shit out of your literature-deprived brain hole. That's what! This is how we do... more
Where's the variety of ale in fantasy RPG taverns? Here in Wisconsin we've got a bar on every corner, and within many of these fine establishements they offer imported,... more
Hello, I'm Edgar Phillips Reitman and this is 3FFC. Tonight's terrifyingly terrific tale takes place on the starship Enterprise where we find Boba Fett and Ookla the Mok arm-... more
You want respect as a GM? Earn it by setting reasonable limits... then stick to your guns. GMs who sacrifice fun, challenging sessions by courting player approval run the risk... more
Here's what you do... Suck-up to the most powerful being in the realm. After securing his favor, kill the GM's favorite NPC. Now, the GM knows you mean business... and from... more