It's been awhile, but I've got another table for you and... guess what? It's truly random!!!
Truly Random Table #8
1. Oreo Candy Cane (flavor of the month - December)
2. The sex-bot's magenta tears like a pink sapphire trickle
3. Streak-Dome 97
4. An alien arms dealer named Glop-gloop
5. Passive aggressively urinating all over parked cars
6. A tenebrous cloak made of shadow - allowing the wearer to be stealthy as a shadow but also making him extremely vulnerable to demons and the undead.
Authored by Venger Satanis