You know the drill, and if you don't... well, I can't be held responsible for the awesomeness of your gaming (or lack thereof).
Yet another d6 table that is truly random!
Truly Random Table #7
1. A ripped poster of Yoda encouraging kids to read
2. Black stockings recently worn by a pale red-head
3. Three boxes of really old dynamite
4. (Someone killed by) a man-scorpion with cybernetic attachments
5. Cultists worshiping a malevolent and alien God known as Uhluht'k
6. A jack-o-lantern hurriedly made out of orange construction paper
Authored by Venger Satanis