We're back again! Ready for some weird shit that doesn't make much sense?
Here is the latest entry for Truly Random Tables - a series of d6 random tables without any kind of topic, category, or guiding principles. The results are truly random!
Want to see the previous one? It's here.
Truly Random Table #3
1. Wand with 1d12 charges remaining that reduces (?) a targeted opponent's Hit Points to 1d20.
2. Naked women (1d4) stomping on grapes.
3. A black and green banner of three swords and a dragon's skull.
4. Purple Prizm grape-flavored soda... Taste the next generation!
5. A rusted sheriff's badge.
6. One crisp hundred dollar bill.
Authored by Venger Satanis