Taboos in space!

The whole China book burning thing gave me an idea for yet another inappropriate Alpha Blue random table...

What's taboo in your neck of the galaxy?

Roll on the "What Is Taboo" table 1d3 times (and the same number of times for the following tables) in order to find out what's not kosher on that planet up ahead, why, and what they're going to do if they catch you doing it!


What is Taboo

1. Exposed breasts
2. Full bush
3. wearing underwear
4. Blue crystal
5. Sex in public
6. Sex in private
7. The word "Nigrescent"
8. Small breasted women
9. Large breasted women
10. Purple Prizm
11. Crude depictions of frog-folk
12. The color... 1) blue, 2) red, 3) black, or 4) green
13. The number 42
14. The name Jennifer
15. Shrimp
16. Nyborg
17. Replicants
18. Droids
19. Artificial intelligence
20. Math
21. The written word
22. Telepathy and telepaths
23. Mustard
24. Tentacles
25. Violence
26. Organized sports
27. Organized religion
28. Spiritual beliefs
29. Clones and cloning
30. Money
31. Plants
32. Eating meat
33. Social Justice Warriors
34. Showing your face in public.
35. Non-cannibalism
36. Breakfast cereal
37. Star Wars (1-2), Star Trek, (3-4), or both (5-6)
38. Octagons
39. Anyone from a Caliphate system
40. Wearing scarves (1-3) or not wearing a scarf (4-6)
41. Wearing hats (1-3) or not wearing a hat (4-6)
42. Wearing white after labor day
43. Water
44. Space Nazis
45. Washing your hair
46. Wearing a bra
47. Being poor
48. Not being poor
49. Visible tattoos
50. Not having visible tattoos
51. Prostitution
52. Oral sex
53. Anal sex
54. Casual Fridays
55. Thermal detonators
56. Laser weaponry
57. Spice Mela'anj
58. Zoth (raw, unrefined mela'anj)
59. Seat belts
60. Homosexuality
61. Heterosexuality
62. Those born in a particular month (1 in 12 chance)
63. Keeping track of time
64. Wearing shoes
65. Public urination
66. Private urination
67. Music
68. Slavery
69. The "69" position.
70. Masculinity
71. Aliens with green skin
72. Zedi (or any use of The Way)
73. The aristocracy
74. Those following Chaos and the Left Hand Path
75. Freezing water
76. Country music
77. Dancing
78. Evolutionary theories
79. Carbs (especially the Ketogenoans)
80. Redheads
81. Science
82. Talking (everyone plays the quiet game)
83. Video games
84. Roleplaying games
85. The Cthulhu Mythos
86. Ice cream
87. Communism
88. Socialism
89. Bureaucracy
90. Spicy food
91. The Federation
92. Freedom of speech
93. Occultism
94. Rolling dice
95. Pregnancy (you have to fuck off-planet if you want to knock her up)
96. Drugs
97. Alcohol
98. Blue balls
99. Chastity belts
100. Inappropriate affection (known as the Biden rule)


Why is it Taboo?

1. Too awesome
2. Religious grounds
3. Not as good as the real thing
4. Extreme jealousy (Do you have enough to share with everyone in the class?)
5. This week we're blaming toxic masculinity
6. Politics
7. Economics... supply and demand
8. Cultural preferences
9. Health concerns
10. War with neighboring planet
11. Just felt like it
12. Sexual reasons


What's The Penalty?

If you violate the taboo, this is what you can expect as punishment...

1. A literal slap on the wrist with a wet noodle
2. Social disapproval, such as dirty looks and people shaking their head
3. Public shaming
4. Monetary fine (1d6 x 100 credits per taboo broken
5. Prison time (1d12 standard years on a penal planet)
6. Execution
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Well, there you have it. Ridiculous, but so is this universe of ours. Hope you enjoyed these random tables. Thanks for reading, commenting, and sharing!

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Authored by Venger Satanis
https://vengersatanis.blogspot.com/

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