Kodarr's Kommandments

If you aren't at least a little bit excited about the new Star Wars movies, then do me a favor and SUCK A BAG OF BEHOLDER DICKS!!!

Feel free to disagree, but have more than a hunch or free-floating nerd anxiety to back up your meager claim. I want to see actual evidence for why this new trilogy will suck. Cause even if they're not as good as the original trilogy but superior to the prequels (and really, how could they not be? Jar Jar and Olaf flying some CGI piece of shit for half the film? Ok, maybe, but that's not going to fucking happen!), that would still be in the vicinity of awesome. You know it, I know it, and that beholder with all the dicks knows it.


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