Hello, I'm Edgar Phillips Reitman and this is 3FFC.
Tonight's terrifyingly terrific tale takes place on the starship Enterprise where we find Boba Fett and Ookla the Mok arm-wrestling for the fate of Sheldon Cooper's comic book collection!
"I'll turn your intestines into a penis salad, Ookla." Boba Fett expressed with sheer might.
"Arrrgghhhaaarrgggnnnn!" Ookla replied in disdain.
"We're too evenly matched. Besides... you don't even like comic books, and I need all those Green Lantern ones for my awesome collection. You bastard!"
"Finish him!" A dark jedi version of Superman said from the nearby darkness.